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X Files Burlesque

“The Truth Is Out There.” * “I Want To Believe.” * “It’s happening again, isn’t it?” 

Hosted by Schäffer the Darklord; Performances by: Albert Cadabra, Amelia Bareparts, Bunny Buxom, Francine “The Lucid Dream”, Legs Malone, Ula Uberbuson & more!

The Pink Room presents: A Burlesque Tribute to The X-Files
Saturday, March 11, 2017
425 Lafayette Street, New York City 6 train, Astor Place 11:21pm
$20 tickets at:

X-Files Burlesque: This is going to be the hottest UFO party in town! At a time when government agents are out spreading “alternative facts” we need Agent Dana Scully & Agent Fox Mulder more than ever to search for THE TRUTH. In The X-Mas Files (Dec 2015) Agent Mulder wanted to believe he’d find the truth and some VHS porn in his XXXmas stocking. Skeptic Agent Scully clutched her crucifix in hopes that Santa came down her chimney looking a little bit like David Duchovny. Since then the world has changed and its hard to tell if government operatives are working on the American people’s behalf, for Russian leaders or for their own personal gain. Regardless, it’s always a good time to hunt for aliens, ghosts & monsters with our favorite, sexually-tense FBI duo. The Pink Room’s Smoking Man keeps things real as a constant reminder to “Trust No One” so you should always wear a rubber – this is the 1990s afterall! Evil clones will keep everyone on their toes but Scully & Mulder will continue to smoulder together this late winter because they know the best way to regenerate body heat is to crawl naked into a sleeping bag with someone else who is already naked. Meet us at Joe’s Pub at 11:21pm on March 11th – we’ll give you the classified files on how to Deepthroat.

Earlier Event: March 8
In Punk We Trust
Later Event: March 31
Twin Peaks Burlesque